Ed: Rolf and Kevin were mere appetizers! Jimmy: But I'm so petite! They'll eat me last! I'd be their raspberry swirl parfait! (cries a little) Ed: It says, overripe bananas and day-old hot dog buns will make them go back from whence they came. Ed: (shining the light on his face) Freeze-dried and mechanically de-boned, they always capture the strongest first. Kevin: You mean like, a generator? Rolf: Is this a test? (The panicking kids run into the Eds) Nazz: (worried) Hey, where'd Kevin and Rolf go? Sarah: They were here a second ago. Edd: Enchanting, Ed, but do you really believe underground mole mutants are responsible for this? (Pauses) Jimmy: (freaking out) WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!! (The kids, except Rolf and Kevin, run around in a panic) Rolf: (to Kevin) We must use the doohickey of the whatchamacallit that creates light and entertainment. So, how about we all hold hands and whistle a song? Ed: (horrified) Gang-ho!" (grabs the flashlight from Nazz and shines it on his face) This is the work of the Cannibal Underground Mole Mutants! They have sucked the surface world of its power! (checking the comic book) And now will hunt us down for Sunday supper. Edd has to don a helmet and climb a lamppost)–as they're more commonly known, are more often than not temporary! Ed: (looking up from the comic) Blackout? Eddy: Okay. Edd moves into it again)–failures or blackouts as– (it moves again, due to Nazz adjusting her hair. Electrical grid fail– (the light moves away. Jimmy: The dark scares me, Sarah! Sarah: I'm scared too, Jimmy! Eddy: Uh, so whose house we all sleeping at? Edd: People, please! (Nazz shines the light on him) Stay calm! There's nothing to fear. (The kids begin to gather) Rolf: Is this a joke? Kevin: (sarcastically) Yeah, 'cause I ain't laughing. (Ed shoves Eddy into Edd and falls on them) Eddy: Ed, you idiot! Ed: Workin on it, Eddy! (looks at a comic in Eddy's pocket, and takes it out) Oh, brain food. (back to normal) Nothing to fear, just the result of a sudden power surge, I suspect. Nazz: Like, what's so good about it? There's no electricity, Double D. (Nazz is in her nightclothes, shining a flashlight around the darkened cul-de-sac) Edd: Good evening, Nazz. (climbs out) Eddy: Where you goin? Don't leave me alone! Ed: Seen it! (pressing a button on his remote) Seen it! (Eddy grabs the remote and flings it at Ed, hitting his forehead) Didn't see that. Eddy: (pointing to the house across the street) What's that? (Someone comes out, shining a flashlight around) Edd: Someone taking a proactive approach, I assume. The whole cul-de-sac's only source of light is the moon) Edd: It seems the entire cul-de-sac is without light. Ed: Seen it! Edd: (despairing) Why me? (Suddenly, the lights have gone out) Eddy: (sitting up) Hey! Who turned out the light?! Ed: (trying to change channels on his dead TV) Seen it. Eddy: If me and Ed did any work, you'd be kissing that grade average goodbye. Edd: (in the corner of the room, working on various homework assignments with a typewriter) You know, Eddy, when I agreed to this home-study group, it was with the understanding that everyone would do their fair share. Got any real magazines with real pictures? Ed: Seen it. (Eddy is sitting on Ed's bed, looking through comics and eating chips) Eddy: Geez, Ed. (changing the same channel programs) Seen it. (puts it on) Look, Kevin! Do you see Gretchen? She is much favored in the Callus Toss! Kevin: (squinting) Callus Toss? Rolf: Again?! Why do you answer Rolf with questions?! Do you have potatoes in your ears, Kevin boy?! (At Ed's house, Ed is watching Fish Bowl 2 on TV) Ed: Seen it. The Miss Arduous Field Worker pageant! Kevin: (confused) Field worker? Rolf: (grabs the fist helmet Kevin was holding) Only Rolf may wear the Fist of Pageantry. Rolf turns on the TV) Rolf: (excited) Hurry, Kevin! Come quick! It's beginning! Kevin: (holding a fist of sorts) So, Rolf, this beauty pageant thing hot babes, right? Rolf: No babies, Kevin.
boom, remember? Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed (Rolf and Kevin are in Rolf's house. No auntie for Ed! Mommy! No auntie for Ed! (she pulled him away) Every Which Way But Ed Ed: (while spinning) We were standing next to a.
(Just as Eddy was about to advance towards double d when a giant arm appears wearing a watch and a ring on his middle finger, Eddy is scared to see his angry father) Eddy: Dad?! Wait! Um, the grades are in Greek this year! I did good! I swear! (As Eddy's dad pulled him away, someone grabbed Ed by the ear. Mission Ed-Possible (Edd arrives at a large pit being dug by Ed) Eddy: AH-HA!!! You're trapped! There's no escapin' now, smart guy! Hand over those report cards!! (Edd runs around the hole) He's getting away! Ed: Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a- Eddy: (kicks Ed in the but) YOU SHOULDA DUG DEEPER!!!Įddy: (tangled in the antenna above the trailer) Just like our report cards, you've failed!
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